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Thursday, 18 February 2016

(GUEST BLOG) Five Big Distractions From Writing and How to Defeat Them by Ben Starling

Today, the lovely author, Ben Starling will be taking over and doing a guest blog post! Enjoy, and remember if you ever want to do a guest blog post Contact Me! 

Five Big Distractions From Writing and How to Defeat Them
By Ben Starling


There can’t be many endeavors that lend themselves to distraction quite like writing.

Here I am, two thousand words short of my daily writing target, and I’m working on a guest post—which is much more fun that churning on with my latest short story! Distractions come easily to me. But I’m sure I’m not alone.

How do to defeat distractions and stay on top of targets? Some times I don’t. But I’ve found a few plans for conquering my distractions that work well for me most of the time. Perhaps they will work for you too.

I choose here my top five from a list of hundreds. In no particular order:



Cabin Fever

Writing is a lonely activity and the room I write in is quite sparse. My desk doesn’t fit under the window so, when I need a break from a blank screen, I look up and revel in the tones and textures of a blank wall.

This doesn’t exactly flood me with enthusiasm and when the ideas aren’t flowing, a huge temptation builds to get out of here: to go for a walk in the park or beside the canal.... I convince myself my plot needs refining, my characters need de-lumping. But in truth, I just need some open space and fresh air…and a view. Which is fine to do once a day. What I’m talking about here, is the every-hour-on-the-hour urge to wander by the side of the canal. Most of the time, one really needs to be putting fingers to keyboard.

There is, of course an alternative. Cover the walls and ceiling with mirrors or appealing artwork. That would make the room bigger, brighter, more interesting. For now, I have chosen a favorite landscape to pin up. So far it’s keeping me at my desk longer, and getting more words on the page sooner.



The Urgency of the Tiny To-Do 

Oscar Wilde must have had me in mind when he said he never puts off until tomorrow what he can possibly do—the day after. The corpses of life’s missed opportunities clutter my past as delay by delay, I earned my black belt in this deadly (for writers) art. And the truth is, it came effortlessly.

Is it time to pay that bill? Return that call? Rearrange the furniture? Check my spam inbox to confirm that that life-changing email (Anne Hathaway—the part in my screenplay’s yours if you want it!) isn’t about to be deleted?

The procedure I use to overcome procrastination in this case goes through four phases: identification, recognition, confrontation, victory. It’s important to allow yourself about thirty minutes on each phase, to be sure you haven’t misidentified them…

Alternatively, you can employ the famous Sausage Technique. Break your problem down into small pieces, and tackle them one (manageable-sized) piece at a time.

Dreading that phone call to CreateSpace for help getting your manuscript through their file review requirements? Step One: Write down the problem. Step Two: Prepare your questions and a list of what you have already tried. Step Three: Anticipate the response and how you will deal with it. Step Four: Find the phone number. Step Five: Practice dialling… By the time you actually make the call, much of the anxiety will have gone. And you’ll be prepared.



Planning

It’s helpful to plan what you are about to write in order to feel the dip and climb of character arcs, to imagine how extra conflict can be inserted into a scene, how dialog can be made more humorous…. All of this can be done on a spreadsheet, or using multi-colored Post-it notes that can be moved up, down and sideways on the wall (note to self: If I stick them on the wall behind my computer, I’ll have something interesting to look at!).
I am adept at stretching this phase out…indefinitely. But the point finally comes when it’s time to start writing. It’s quite easy to over-plan a scene because until it’s actually written, you can’t tell if it really works and how well it relates to adjacent scenes. Planning is a tool by which one can put off forever the Moment of Truth: If I’m still planning, then I don’t have to look and see if the scene I wrote actually works.

So I try to limit the amount of time I spend planning to the mornings. I design a scene, get some writing done, study it, then throw the plan away. In the afternoon, I begin to write in earnest…



Food

It’s amazing how hunger develops in proportion to the severity of the latest episode of writer’s block: the worse the plot hole, the hungrier I get. So it’s off to the kitchen to inspect the contents of the fridge while convincing myself that my glucose levels are so low that I can’t think (Editor’s Note: Ben, you must be permanently hungry, then).

My first attempt at a solution to this one seemed to be obvious: Only attempt writing after a large meal. Unfortunately, this gave rise to Writing Distraction #6: Falling Asleep.
Then I noticed how hunger pangs disappear and meals are easily missed when my writing is going well. Eureka, I had hit upon a new solution—I resolved to ensure that my writing was always going superlatively well! That way, I would be both productive and aerodynamically slim at the same time. (Well, you can guess how that went…)

In the end, I found that gentle grazing—many little healthy snacks-size nibbles through out the day—keeps me going in a steady state.

Alternatively, try applying extract of bladderwort to the instep of your naked feet. I’m told this appetite suppressant really works.



The Search for Perfection

This distraction’s close ally is the fear of failure. It’s so easy to rewrite again and again, each time convincing oneself that the book is improving. This is because I worry that when it’s finally published, it may fail to sell, because it wasn’t quite good enough.

It’s important to be able to step back and know when the pudding is being over-egged. Otherwise weeks become months, and months become years. By then the people who showed interest when they first heard about your latest writing project have wandered away.

Remember that the search for perfection can be costly. Is it worth taking a week re-reading the entire manuscript to find one more typo? Leonardo da Vinci once said, “Art is never completed, only abandoned”. So my rule of thumb is to stop writing and editing just before my concerned friends and family abandon me.



Five Big Distractions From Writing – Off to Defeat Them!

Recognizing and conquering distractions is a must for achieving targets: I know meeting my daily word quota is something I must do. And I have a two thousand word target still to tackle for today.

Before I get started though, I just need to check the fridge. I’m sure there’s some cold pizza in there. Oh, look—the sun is shining and the park’s looking lovely. Maybe I’ll just…


About Ben: 

Ben Starling is passionate about marine conservation and boxing, both central themes in his work. His interest in marine life has taken him across three continents over the past three decades. He boxed competitively until recently and continues to coach. Ben graduated from Oxford University with a Master of Arts and a Master of Philosophy. www.ben-starling.com
Ben recently released Something in the Water, An Ocean Romance, available now on Amazon. http://bit.ly/SITWbtour2am
The sealed box Teal finds in the street contains more than a mystery…  What if to be with the man of your dreams… you had to give up your life?  On the verge of losing her job, a side-lined journalist is forced to travel to the South Pacific to untangle a mystery where she meets a reclusive ex-boxer with a message. When a syndicate of corporate criminals invades paradise, she must either accept the plum promotion that will save her career or defend the island with her life.


Monday, 15 February 2016

(GUEST BLOG) 10 Worst Characters to Avoid in Your Self-Publishing by Lillia Fabry

Today, the lovely author, Lillia Fabry will be taking over and doing a guest blog post! Enjoy, and remember if you ever want to do a guest blog post Contact Me! 

They make you wrinkle your nose and want to throw the book across the room. They get you to regret ever taking up reading. These are the characters you hate, mostly because they are the predictable, one-dimensional wastes of ink who will probably live throughout the entire series. These aren’t to be confused with characters you love to hate and have you salivating to see if they get their comeuppance. These are the characters who your potential agents and/or publishers will reject you for and your readers will blame you for either because of bad writing or all-around douchery. What do they have in common? Check out the below.



1. Too Cool for School (and everything else) – This type of character is great if you are officially hired to write the next James Bond novel or are the next Tom Clancy. However, most readers want to see some flaws, rather than the “no hair out of place” types whose sole existence is to look cool and never rise to a challenge because they are already perfect.



2. The Invulnerable - These characters are as mentally invulnerable as Superman and having their heart broken or one true love die early so they can fall in love later in the story does not count. As does getting unjustly fired by a greedy boss, having a one sided argument with a significant other, having a substance abuse problem that doesn’t result in a humiliating/disgusting scenario, etc. These characters may even be physically invulnerable to a bullet proof level (when not super-powered) and can recover from what should be a crippling or fatal injury with an overnight stay at a hospital and/or kiss from a pretty girl.



3. Damsel in Distress – Mila Kunis in “Jupiter Ascending” anyone? Or Bella Swan, if you need a book reference. These are the women who are sold as strong, female types, yet they seem to be unable to go a chapter, scene, etc. without being rescued, almost always by the male interest. It’s enough to deflate each and every scene she is put in danger, not to mention the entire book, as well as have us wishing the both of them would just be killed.



4. Obligatory Ethnic – This is not to say that diversity in story-telling isn’t a good thing, but no one thinks that a thinly veiled attempt to add a character for the sake of diversity does any good to the story or the ethnicity the character represents. Characters should be well rounded with their own set of goals and desires, virtues and flaws, courage and cowardice, and not a pathological need to dispel stereotypes or presume to think they solely represent an entire race, sexual preference, etc.



5. Over the Top Villain – The villains of today don’t necessarily twirl moustaches, tie women to railroad tracks to pass the time, nor constantly shift their gaze. The over the top villains of today still employ the maniacal laugh, unreasonably blame the hero for their woes, or hate the female heroine because she’s prettier. In short, an over the top villain has motivations few to no one could understand and exists only to give the hero someone to fight.



6. Sex-Obsessed – This particular character jumped the shark as late as Samantha from “Sex in the City,” but I remember being bored with it since Mona from “Who’s the Boss?” These characters love to tell everyone how much they love sex, how great it is, and how uptight you are for disagreeing about the merits of sleeping with strangers. In real life, these characters (both male and female) would be suffering from a parade of children, each parented by a different partner, as well as at least one form of permanent STD.



7. The Kids Who Knows Everything – Ever meet a child in real life who was as wise as some of these kids in books? They know what the main character is really thinking as well as the right thing to do about it. They know who the main character should spend the rest of their life with, although they know absolutely nothing about what both parties must have to make a relationship successful. They even know how to fix their own broken families while they obviously play with a toy to remind us they are kids. This is as big a fantasy as a kid who is ready to hold down a job, pay bills, and raise kids of their own – if such exists, I’m available for adoption.



8. The Kids Who Exist Just to Irk Their Parents – On the opposite end of the spectrum is the children who exist merely as plot tools for their parents. They whine, they cry, they throw tantrums at absolutely the wrong time to tell us how stressful the parents’ lives are. They sneak their boyfriends in just to tell us that dad has a temper or engage in promiscuity to show how cool their parents can be about it along with the realization that the parents at that age were no different. Drugs, sex, rock and roll? Only if it gives the parent something useless to do rather than establish the child as a human being with a personality of their own.



9. Conveniently Crazy – Insanity in a character is absolutely wonderful whether it be an extreme case of OCD to having voices tell them to burn stuff. However in many of these cases, too many characters have convenient bouts of crazy that serve to remind they are only characters on a book. For example, the crazy may serve to keep the main character from catching the bad guy at first, yet conveniently change right at the end to aid in the villain’s capture. In the case of a crazy side kick, the crazy has a tendency to make them ask questions that are terribly relevant to the plot or to give anyone the chance to pontificate on their situation. In short, keep it consistently crazy.



10. My Problems are Bigger Than Everyone Else’s – Ah, the past and current traumas that keep main characters in a perpetual state of whininess. I remember reading a Dean Koontz novel in which the main character lost a bunch of platoon-mates in Vietnam, lost a child in a car accident he survived, and lost his wife to cancer. I hated this guy. Yes, in real life his problems may be bigger than everyone else’s, but most people’s are not nor do they even know anyone like this. While past trauma can be a legit character trait, being a whiny ass about it and talking down to other characters is a sure fire way to get us to hate them. Might be good for a villain, though.



About L. Fabry:

L. Fabry attended the University of Houston where she was overwhelmed by the talent of her faculty and peers. She now indulges her need for creative outlets including novels and screenplays.

In her new novel, Ordinance 93 a law prevents births without government permission, and four people are about to break it. Find out more about it and her on http://www.lfabry.com" title="lfabry" target="_blank"> the official site.



Where to find the author:

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Wednesday, 7 October 2015

(September) GLOSSYBOX



So, finally, here is my review for the September 2015 Glossybox! Remember, all the items are listed in order from my absolute favourites to things I didn't like as much. First of all, I must say, I loved this box! This is the first box where I've actually liked everything and tried everything!

1) Julep Luxe Lip in Sheer Coral
I absolutely adored this product! It's the best lip gloss ever! I have also tried the Sheer Fig colour and I must say, the colours really are so sheer that you hardly see the colour, just the sheen of it. The normal price is $24 for .42 oz. Would I buy this? Yes!

2) Emite Makeup Artist Colour Powder Blush 108
I loved this blush  but you really have to use just a tiny bit since it's highly pigmented. I also love that about it because it makes it last longer not only by using less but it also lasts for a long time on your face. The colour is such a nice blendable colour which is hard to find for my skin tone so it looks lovely! The normal price is $22 for .35 oz. Would I buy this? Definitely! It's a bargain for how long it lasts plus the quality.


3)  Nails Inc Nail Polish in Uptown
The last time I got a nail polish in my Glossybox I hated the colour and it was so off based on my beauty preferences which they have this one however was spot on! I love nudes, dark blues and reds so this one was perfect! It lasted a long while and looked really nice on my nails. The normal price is $14 for .47 oz. Would I buy this? Yes! Even though I have a lot of nail polishes I would totally buy this!
4) Biossance The Revitalizer
I usually don't like face oils but this one I liked. You can also use it on your body and your hair. The normal price is $58 for 1.7 oz. Would I buy this? No. I didn't love it enough to want to pay $58.
5) Benefit Cosmetics They're Real! Mascara
Okay...I got this in last months box so I really didn't like getting it again even thought I do like it. To see my review check here: http://sophiatallon.blogspot.com/2015/09/august-glossybox-vs-birchbox.html 

If any of you want to try out Glossybox click here:  https://www.glossybox.com/referal?CI=MTgzNTQ1


Sunday, 19 July 2015

Guest Post on Bronagh's Beauty and Books!

Today I did a guest post on Bronagh's Beauty and Books! It's called How to Look Flawless Every Day and I talked about my favourite beauty products! Check it out here: http://bronaghsbeautyandbooks.com/2015/07/19/guest-post-how-to-look-flawless-every-day-by-sophia-tallon/

Sunday, 5 July 2015

(GUEST BLOG) Dana Burkey

Today, the lovely author, Dana Burkey will be taking over and doing a guest blog post! Enjoy, and remember if you ever want to do a guest blog post Contact Me! 
Best of the Best!

If you read my last guest post on July 3rd then you already know 9 of my top 10 favorite reality TV shows. In case you did not read that post, or don't want to click back to check it out, here is a quick recap to catch you up to speed:

10. Deadliest Catch
9. #Rich Kids of Beverly Hills
8. Botched
7. Amazing Race
6. Ink Masters
5. RuPaul’s Drag Race
4. The Challenge
3. So You Think You Can Dance
2. American Ninja Warrior


Now that you are fully on track, we can get to the good part. My number one spot goes to a show that I love to watch, and dream of joining the cast! It is an American favorite, but exists around the world in over forty countries. Did you figure it out yet? If not, that's okay. It's time for me to come right out and say that my #1 favorite reality TV show is:

BIG BROTHER!

The first time I saw Big Brother was actually when I was in Ireland in 2001. I watched one episode, had no idea what was going on, and then did not watch it again until season 6. That was the summer that brought BB fans Janelle, Kaysar, and Howie. It also began my real love for the show!

Since that first season, I have watched every summer. And doing so is a real commitment. The show is on three nights a week, making 3 full hours of show time for viewers to view in for. The show also goes for 2-3 months, giving viewers a LOT to watch! On top of that, viewers can watch “Big Brother After Dark” or the live feeds to get even more access to the house guests! I only did this one summer before deciding 3 nights a week was enough time to devote to the show!

Over the years I have come to love the games, the contestants, and even the special little thing that make the show great like slop, Zingbot, and of course the show-mances! My favorite players over the years have been Dan G, Jeff and Jordan, Britany, Hayden and Nicole, Frankie, Dereck, and of course Janelle Kaysar and Howie. They worked their way into my heart though their crazy antics, special missions from America, and of course they ability to play an amazing game!

Have I confused you completely yet? If you are not a BB fan, likely all of this was over your head. So, to help you stay on the same page, let's go over some of the basics. Each week, contestants compete to rule the house. Once in charge, they nominate two people to go home. The rest of the house then votes on which of the two chosen people will be send packing. After one person leave on the live eviction night, the whole cycle starts again. Sure, there is a little more to it than that, but hopefully that gives you the basic idea.

With all of that said, my favorite thing about the show is the strategic game play. Big Brother, much like Survivor, is all about alliances, secrets, and deals. The game plays out like a live chess game, captured on the dozens of cameras mounted all around the house. Now, some winners are good physical competitors, but through the years the players with a good social and strategic game make it the farthest. If you had asked me a year ago who the best, most crafty player in BB history was, the answer would be simple: Dan Gheesling of season 10. But, last summer viewers watched Derrick Levasseur, an undercover police officer, control the house while flying under the radar all summer. He led others to vote out whoever he wanted gone, all while making them think it was their idea.

So, for now, I have my favorite players, people, and even competitions seen every season. But, a new summer is already underway and with it is sure to come a lot more twists, turns, and fun! I am already excited to see the return of a few twists, a few special guests, and of course more unique game play brought on by this season super fans! It’s early in the season, but I already really love Jason, Clay, and Vanessa. Oh, and I am really glad to see the Amazing Race team of Jackie and Jeff joining in on the summer fun as well!

I hope all of this was not too confusing and has even inspired some of you to check out BB, or one of my other favorites. Comment below and let me know your thoughts on the shows I chose, or which one you plan to check out now. And, be sure to find me on Goodreads or other social media to learn about my upcoming books including my new novel Locket Full of Secrets, a YA suspense novel that hit the Amazon shelves yesterday!

Thanks for reading. Now, it’s time to grab your TV remote and tune in for some great reality TV shows!

Friday, 3 July 2015

(GUEST BLOG) Dana Burkey

 Today, the lovely author, Dana Burkey will be taking over and doing a guest blog post! Enjoy, and remember if you ever want to do a guest blog post Contact Me!

Reality Favorites!

Summer is here, and with it comes some of my favorite TV shows. Now, before you start guessing what those shows are, I should let you know a hint to narrow down your guess: I LOVE reality TV! In fact, I love reality TV show much I thought it would be fitting to put together a little list for you to see just what my favorite shows are. So, here is a list of my top 10 favorite reality TV shows! Take a look at the list, and let me know what ones I missed, what ones you love/hate, or even what your list looks like! Okay, here we go:

#10: DEADLIEST CATCH!
Intensity and manliest converge in this amazing show that has been on for ages! I started watching in season 2 and have been hooked ever since. I love getting to know the crews, the boats, and seeing the risk they take each season. The current season has been great to watch my favorite boat, The Cornelia Marie, back in the water going for the crab!

#9: #Rich Kids of Beverly Hills:
After seeing a few previews I started to watch this show as research for a new book I'm working on. The only problem was that I got hooked. All the drama and care free money spending is hard to look away form. It still baffles me that there are people that can live like that, while I clip coupons every time I head to the craft store. But, maybe one day the magical money fairy will let me live like them as well!

#8: Botched:
I've been fascinating with plastic surgery for a long time. No, I don't intend on going under the knife myself, but the lengths people go to for "beauty" are astounding. I really like that on Botched we get to see people who had bad plastic surgery get it corrected. It makes for transformations and a cautionary tale all in one. Not great if you get squeamish over blood and broken bodies, but thanks to years of watching Fear Factor, I really love this show!

#7: Amazing Race:
I only started watching this show a year ago, but I am sure hooked! Our theme this year at my work was Amazing Race, so I watched a few season on YouTube this past summer for inspiration. I got really into it, and there is no turning back. I'm sure it helped that I got to cheer on Bethany Hamilton for a whole season! I think it's the second show I would want to be on if I ever went on a reality TV show. Want to know my first choice? Keep reading!

#6: Ink Masters:
I thought about keeping this one off the list, since it is for sure dangerous, but needed to be honest about things, so here it is. The reason it is bad is that when I watch Ink masters, all I want to do is go get a new tattoo! I already have 8, with plans for at least two or three in the next few months. Every new episode gives me a new idea or helps me remember just how much I want certain ones. But, I can't NOT watch, since it is really awesome to see the artists making beautiful pieces each week!

#5: RuPaul's Drag Race:
From a young age I was fascinated with RuPaul and how she transformed with makeup and costume. Drag Race gives me a chance to watch as talented men use theater skilled I myself learned in college to perform as and celebrate women. This show is hilarious and amazing and at times so emotional! Oh, and this season has brought to light my favorite drag queen to date: Katya! Do yourself a favor and look up her "All That Jazz" performance!

#4: The Challenge:
Formerly known as the "Real World, Road Rules Challenge," each season pits former MTV reality starts against one another. Each season has new twists, turns, and drama! One thing that I love most, is that every season brings back competitors who I have been watching for years now! I get to cheer on people I feel like I already know as they deal with crazy drama, intense competition, and also some strategic game play. My two favorite competitors are Sara Rice, who won this last season, and Diem Brown who was a true inspirations to thousands up until she lost her battle with cancer this past fall. This is actually the only show I still watch on MTV, and it is worth it each and every time!

#3: So You Think You Can Dance (dance, dance, dance)

This first time I watched SYTYCD was season 4, and by the end of the first week of auditions I was in love! So many amazing dances, choreographers, and all around talent! I now watch every summer from auditions, to Vegas week, to the live shows and finale. Some of my favorite dancers of all time include Josh, Chelsea, Twitch, Melanie and Marco, Kent, and of course Aaron! And my favorite dance of all time? That's easy: Bleeding Love from Season four! I have already been enjoying this season, and cannot wait to see how the street vs. stage season plays out!

#2: American Ninja Warrior:

Like many, I started watching this show thanks to Mighty Kacy! Her inspirational run in the Dallas city finals last season had me in tears when I saw how amazing a woman could do in a male-dominated obstacle course. From there, I began watching the show over and over, each episode from the season playing dozens of times as motivation as I worked ran on my treadmill to train for my half marathon last fall. If it were not for my severe arthritis and carpel tunnel I would totally start training for my chance to make it to the top of Mt. Midoriyamaa. But, instead, I will stick to watching the show while I work out in my living room, racing vicariously through the amazing athletes on each new season of the show!

And, for my #1 favorite reality TV show....


Well, for that you will just have to tune in to Sundays blog! And, check back tomorrow to learn more about me, and also my new book that hits Amazon in just a few short hours!

Saturday, 20 June 2015

(LIST) Top 34 Books With Fit Lead Boys I Would Totally Snog!

Get out your lippy girls because I am about to present you wth the full list of fitties you will totally fall in love with! Currently the author with the most perfect boys is John Green (of course) who has four boys on the list. And the two boys fighting for the number one slot are Cole in The White Rabbit Trilogy coming in at number 2 and Gansey in The Raven Boys Series coming in at the grand number 1 spot! Fit boys in good books, what more could you ask for? (Also, if you must know, there are only three boys with ginger hair on this list, sadly.)

34) Peeta in The Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins (I really did love you in the books but then Josh Hutcherson played you and honestly I think they could've found a cuter guy...)

33) Mr. Darcy in Pride & Prejudice - Jane Austen (Technically I can't snog him cos one of my friends, Mrs. Darcy, is married to him...which is a shame.)

32) Graham in This is What Happy Looks Like - Jennifer E. Smith (Why can't this storyline happen in real life and to me possibly?)

31) Prince Freddie in The Calypso Chronicles Series - Tyne O'Connell (Ah! Freds! With his blue eyes and sticky-upy black hair!)

30) Ron in The Harry Potter Series - J. K. Rowling (Oh, Ronald, I do love you and you make me laugh everytime!)

29) Mr. Knightly in Emma - Jane Austen (I love Mr. Knightly! Ah! I especially adore the newer BBC miniseries with  in it!)

28) Abram in Finding Mr. Brightside - Jay Clark (You can take me to the beach or CVS any day!)

27) Percy Jackson in The Percy Jackson and the Olympians & The Heroes of Olympus Series -Rick Riordan (I would totally snog the book character and Logan Lerman.)

26) Oliver in The Statistical Probability of Love at First Sight - Jennifer E. Smith (After reading this I sort of really want to go on my first plane ride! But only if it means meeting my soulmate on board...other than that I'll stick to a chauffer and a car.)

25) Damon in The Vampire Diaries Series - L. J. Smith (Oh, Damon, you are just too much for words.)

24) Miles in Looking For Alaska - John Green (Whose next book will be titled Finding Sophia. Just kidding! I think...)

23) Malcolm in The Calypso Chronicles Series - Tyne O'Connell (He is a filmmaker and has ginger hair, why hasn't he stopped by to take me out yet!?)

22) Hale in The Heist Society Series - Ally Carter (The second theif on the list! You can steal my heart as well if you want to.)

21) James in Audrey, Wait! - Robin Benway (He's a ging'! And he works in an ice cream parlour! You can line up ladies but I'm afraid he's taken.)

20) Kartik in The Gemma Doyle Series - Libba Bray (The fittest gypsy you'll ever meet!)

19) Colin in An Abundance of Katherines - John Green (My middle name is Katherine!)

18) Harry in The Harry Potter Series - J. K. Rowling (Bit of trivia for you here: Harry Potter was my first crush ever! Technically Daniel Radcliffe was actually...)

17) Sam in The Wolves of Mercy Falls Series - Maggie Steifvater (I'm sorry that Cole is ahead of you on this list but I recently read Sinner and, My God, he snatched my heart away, Sam.)

16) Dave the Laugh in The Confessions of Georgia Nicolson Series - Louise Rennison (Do you know, I always wondered who Georgie would end up with and I was rooting for you all the way through!)

15) Fang in The Maximum Ride Series - James Patterson (Feel free to fly over to visit me anytime! Just don't be all weird and stalker-y like Edward in Twilight sitting outside my window 24/7 in the shadows.)

14) Evan in The 5th Wave Trilogy - Rick Yancey (I don't mind that you're an alien Evan, I still like you more than Ben who you will notice is not on here.)

13) Josh in The Anna and the French Kiss Series  - Stephanie Perkins (The second Josh on here! I have actually met an attractive Josh in real life...but he wasn't as dreamy as you!)

12) Stefan in The Vampire Diaries Series - L. J. Smith (I wouldn't mind being a vampire with you!)

11) Zachary  in The Gallagher Girls Series - Ally Carter (You can steal my heart anytime!)

10) Cricket in The Anna and the French Kiss Series  - Stephanie Perkins (Cricket, do you think Lola would mind if I stole you just for maybe one day?)

9) Q in Paper Towns - John Green (If Margo doesn't want you, feel free to stop by my house! BTW Nat Wolff is adorable in the film...so, yes, I'd snog him too.)

8) Cole in The Wolves of Mercy Falls Series - Maggie Steifvater (The second Cole on my list! Hmm...I've never actually met an attractive Cole in real life.)

7) Tobias in The Divergent Trilogy -  (Tobias, what can I say? Oh, right, tell your creator that I don't like the way she ended the trilogy! It was total rubbish!)

6) Augustus Waters in The Fault in Our Stars - John Green (Noooo! Why did you have to die!? Why!!!???)

5) Etienne in The Anna and the French Kiss Series - Stephanie Perkins (Oh, dearest Etienne St. Clair, why can't you be real? You are the only short boy I have ever loved!)

4) Jace in The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare (It was weird when I thought you were Clary's brother but now we've got everything straightened out and you are back to being a fittie in my mind)

3) Archer in The Hex Hall Trilogy - Rachel Hawkins (OhMyGod, if I can, I will do anything to audition to play Sophie alongside whatever fittie they choose to play Archer. Not only cos I wouldn't mind snogging him but cos I love the books. Obviously!)

2) Cole in The White Rabbit Trilogy -  Gena Showalter (How do you say, 'smoking-hot-extremely-distressingly-fit-looking-guy' in possibly every language? Oh, also, he fights zombies.)

1) Gansey in The Raven Boys Series - Maggie Steifvater (How do I love thee, Gansey? Let me count the ways...nope. Nevermind. I don't have enough space to type them all.)


Tuesday, 16 June 2015

Top 20 Books With Arse Kicking Lead Female Characters!

Are you sick of simply reading romance novels where the girl is always four feet tall and the boy is seven feet tall and coming to her rescue whilst she teeters around in heels like a pin headed ninny? I should hope so! Well, if you are (or you aren't) you should definitely check out these brilliant books below where the girls do the rescuing and arse kicking! Just leave it to the ladies (because we can handle anything)!

20) Molly in The Molly Moon Series - Georgia Byng

19) Mrs. Weasley in The Harry Potter Series - J. K. Rowling

18) Alyss in The Looking Glass Wars Trilogy -

17) Lyra in The His Dark Materials Trilogy - Phillip Pullman

16) Gemma in The Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Libba Bray

15) Tandy in The Confessions Series - James Patterson & Maxine Paetro

14) May in The May Bird Trilogy - Jodi Lynn Anderson

13) Sophie in the Hex Hall Trilogy - Rachel Hawkins

12) Alice in The White Rabbit Trilogy - Gena Showalter

11) Hermione in The Harry Potter Series - J. K. Rowling

10) Katniss in The Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins

9) Frankie in The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks - E. Lockhart

8) Annabeth in The Percy Jackson and the Gods of Olympus & The Heroes of Olympus Serieses- Rick Riordan

7) Clary in The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare

6) Kat & Crew in The Heist Society Series - Ally Carter

5) Cammie & Crew in The Gallagher Girls Series - Ally Carter

4) Cassie in The 5th Wave Trilogy - Rick Yancey

3) Tris in The Divergent Trilogy - Veronica Roth

2) Maximum in The Maximum Ride Series - James Patterson

1) Atlanta Burns in The Atlanta Burns Series - Chuck Wendig

Sunday, 14 June 2015

10 Books You Must Read This Summer!

Whether you're going to be on the beach, on a cruise, on a zip-line, in your room, in a library, a coffee shop, up in space, or sky diving, you ought to pack these books! I've selected ten books I've loved this year ranging from dramas, sci-fi, comedies, and dramedies - you're sure to love one!

10) A Royal Match - Tyne O'Connell
This has the first two books of The Calypso Chronicles in it (Pulling Princes, Stealing Princes) which are both funny and romance-y! It follows the exploits of an american girl at a british public school and eventually she and Prince Freddie fall in love...

Summary:
When LA-born Calypso Kelly arrives at the exclusive all-girls British boarding school, St. Augustine's, she's determined to become popular. But when a photo of Calypso kissing England's heir to the throne, Prince Freddie, ends up in the tabloids, it will take quick thinking to save her reputation-and her relationship with the prince. After the tabloid disaster, Calypso hopes her next term at St. Augustine's will be better. But nothing could be further from the truth. Her archenemy (and culprit of the tabloid disaster) Honey O'Hare is her new dorm mate and her invite to the Annual Euro Royal Bash is nonexistent. Will a flirtation with a hot new sports star from the boys' school ruin her chances with Prince Freddie? Calypso has some work to do if she wants to go from pumpkin to princess in time for the ball.

9) Paper Towns - John Green
If you haven't read this yet, you're sad and I can't believe it! If you have read it, then now is a great time to re-read before the film comes out in July! (I will be doing a film review in July so get ready!)
Summary:
Quentin Jacobsen has spent a lifetime loving the magnificently adventurous Margo Roth Spiegelman from afar. So when she cracks open a window and climbs into his life—dressed like a ninja and summoning him for an ingenious campaign of revenge—he follows. After their all-nighter ends, and a new day breaks, Q arrives at school to discover that Margo, always an enigma, has now become a mystery. But Q soon learns that there are clues—and they're for him. Urged down a disconnected path, the closer he gets, the less Q sees the girl he thought he knew...

8) The Black Reckoning - John Stephens
The third and final installment in John Stephans's The Books of Beginning Trilogy is finally here and I'm loving it so far!
Summary:
The adventures of siblings Kate, Michael, and Emma come to a stunning conclusion when they must find the last Book of Beginning--the Book of Death--before the Dire Magnus does, for when all three books are united, their combined power will be unstoppable. Soon Emma is on a journey to places both worldly and otherworldly, confronting terrifying monsters and ghosts, and what is darkest within herself. As the fabric of time begins to fray, she becomes the final piece of an extraordinary puzzle. Only if she can master the powers of this most dangerous book will she, Kate, and Michael be able to save the world from the dramatic, deadly final confrontation between magical and ordinary people that the Dire Magnus has in store.

7) Anna and the French Kiss - Stephanie Perkins
The first book in Stephanie Perkins's series is lovely, sweet, romance-y, and of course kissy. Trust me when I say, the books in this series just get better as you go!
Summary:
Anna is looking forward to her senior year in Atlanta, where she has a great job, a loyal best friend, and a crush on the verge of becoming more. Which is why she is less than thrilled about being shipped off to boarding school in Paris--until she meets Étienne St. Clair. Smart, charming, beautiful, Étienne has it all...including a serious girlfriend. But in the City of Light, wishes have a way of coming true. Will a year of romantic near-misses end with their long-awaited French kiss?

6) The Infinite Sea - Rick Yancey
The much anticipated sequel to The 5th Wave is even better and leaves you begging for the third book in the trilogy! Get ready to read this all night long because, trust me, I could barely put it down!
Summary:
How do you rid the Earth of seven billion humans? Rid the humans of their humanity. Surviving the first four waves was nearly impossible. Now Cassie Sullivan finds herself in a new world, a world in which the fundamental trust that binds us together is gone. As the 5th Wave rolls across the landscape, Cassie, Ben, and Ringer are forced to confront the Others’ ultimate goal: the extermination of the human race. Cassie and her friends haven’t seen the depths to which the Others will sink, nor have the Others seen the heights to which humanity will rise, in the ultimate battle between life and death, hope and despair, love and hate.

5) Atlanta Burns - Chuck Wendig
A girl detective type who kicks peoples arses and saves the day! Truly worth a read!
Summary:
You don’t mess with Atlanta Burns. Everyone knows that. And that’s kinda how she likes it—until the day Atlanta is drawn into a battle against two groups of bullies and saves a pair of new, unexpected friends. But actions have consequences, and when another teen turns up dead—by an apparent suicide—Atlanta knows foul play is involved. And worse: she knows it’s her fault. You go poking rattlesnakes, maybe you get bit. Afraid of stirring up the snakes further by investigating, Atlanta turns her focus to the killing of a neighborhood dog. All paths lead to a rural dogfighting ring, and once more Atlanta finds herself face-to-face with bullies of the worst sort. Atlanta cannot abide letting bad men do awful things to those who don’t deserve it. So she sets out to unleash her own brand of teenage justice. Will Atlanta triumph? Or is fighting back just asking for a face full of bad news?

4) Audrey, Wait! - Robin Benway
Love, boy bands, ginger haired boys, craziness ensues!
Summary:
Everybody's singing, "Audrey, Wait!" Audrey Cuttler's life hasn't been the same since that song, "Audrey, Wait!" hit the airwaves. All she wants to do is go to concerts, hang out with her friends, and maybe score a date with the cute boy who works with her at the Scooper Dooper. But now, her ex-boyfriend's song about their breakup is at the top of the charts and she's suddenly famous! The paparazzi won't leave her alone, the tabloids are trying to make her into some kind of rock goddess, and the Internet is documenting her every move! Will Audrey ever be able to have a normal life again? Get ready to find out, because it's time for Audrey to tell her side of the story.

3) Bossy Pants - Tina Fey (AUDIO BOOK)
Hilarity on disc! If you don't at least check it out at the library you are just shameful.
Summary:
Before Liz Lemon, before "Weekend Update," before "Sarah Palin," Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV. She has seen both these dreams come true. At last, Tina Fey's story can be told. From her youthful days as a vicious nerd to her tour of duty on Saturday Night Live; from her passionately halfhearted pursuit of physical beauty to her life as a mother eating things off the floor; from her one-sided college romance to her nearly fatal honeymoon—from the beginning of this paragraph to this final sentence. Tina Fey reveals all, and proves what we've all suspected: you're no one until someone calls you bossy.

2) This is What Happy Looks Like - Jennifer E. Smith
Love, a Beach, what more could you ask for? Oh, right, a pet pig!
Summary:
When teenage movie star Graham Larkin accidentally sends small town girl Ellie O'Neill an email about his pet pig, the two seventeen-year-olds strike up a witty and unforgettable correspondence, discussing everything under the sun, except for their names or backgrounds. Then Graham finds out that Ellie's Maine hometown is the perfect location for his latest film, and he decides to take their relationship from online to in-person. But can a star as famous as Graham really start a relationship with an ordinary girl like Ellie? And why does Ellie want to avoid the media's spotlight at all costs?

1) Looking For Mr. Brightside - Jay Clark
This also takes place on a beach so of course it's perfect! It has just the right amount of romance and beachiness!
Summary:
Abram and Juliette know each other. They’ve lived down the street from each other their whole lives. But they don’t really know each other—at least, not until Juliette’s mom and Abram’s dad have a torrid affair that culminates in a deadly car crash. Sharing the same subdivision is uncomfortable, to say the least. They don’t speak. Fast-forward to the neighborhood pharmacy, a few months later. Abram decides to say hello. Then he decides to invite her to Taco Bell. To her surprise as well as his, she agrees. And the real love story begins.

Let me know if you read any of these and what you thought of them!

Friday, 12 June 2015

5 Books I Bought Last Weekend!

So, last weekend I went to Houston on Friday cos my mum needed to go there and I went to Austin on Sunday cos I had an audition to be in a music video. After all that, of course I went on a book hunt at Half-Price Books twice! And now...here is what I bought and how much I paid for them.

1) The Devil Wears Prada - Lauren Weisberger
I got this one on Friday for $1 and it is a paperback. I will be reviewing this along with the film later this year!
Summary:
A delightfully dishy novel about the all-time most impossible boss in the history of impossible bosses. Andrea Sachs, a small-town girl fresh out of college, lands the job “a million girls would die for.” Hired as the assistant to Miranda Priestly, the high-profile, fabulously successful editor of "Runway "magazine, Andrea finds herself in an office that shouts "Prada! Armani! Versace!" at every turn, a world populated by impossibly thin, heart-wrenchingly stylish women and beautiful men clad in fine-ribbed turtlenecks and tight leather pants that show off their lifelong dedication to the gym. With breathtaking ease, Miranda can turn each and every one of these hip sophisticates into a scared, whimpering child.

2) King Dork - Frank Portman
I got this one on Friday for $2 and it is a paperback as well. I will also be reviewing this later this year!
 
Summary:
In this coming-of-age, rock-and-roll, Da Vinci Code-style tale, high school loser Tom Henderson discovers his deceased father's copy of The Catcher in the Rye and finds himself in the middle of several interlocking conspiracies and at least half a dozen mysteries.

3) 13 Little Blue Envelopes - Maureen Johnson
I got this one on Sunday for $1 and it is a paperback. I haven't read anything by Maureen Johnson yet except her short story in Let it Snow which I already reviewed here. Plus one of my friends had told me I should read it so look forward to a review later this year!
 
Summary:
Inside little blue envelope 1 are $1,000 and instructions to buy a plane ticket. In envelope 2 are directions to a specific London flat. The note in envelope 3 tells Ginny: Find a starving artist. Because of envelope 4, Ginny and a playwright/thief/ bloke–about–town called Keith go to Scotland together, with somewhat disastrous–though utterly romantic–results. But will she ever see him again? Everything about Ginny will change this summer, and it's all because of the 13 little blue envelopes. 

4) Vengeance Bound - Justina Ireland
I got this on Sunday for $1 and it is a perfect hardcover! I swear! I even saw the exact same one for $8.99 with the regular books! Anyhow, look for a review here later this year!

 
Summary:
The Goddess Test meets Dexter in an edgy, compelling debut about one teen’s quest for revenge… no matter how far it takes her. Cory Graff is not alone in her head. Bound to a deal of desperation made when she was a child, Cory’s mind houses the Furies—the hawk and the serpent—lingering always, waiting for her to satisfy their bloodlust. After escaping the asylum where she was trapped for years, Cory knows how to keep the Furies quiet. By day, she lives a normal life, but by night, she tracks down targets the Furies send her way. And she brings down Justice upon them.

5) A Hitch at the Fairmont - Jim Averbeck
I got this on Sunday for $1 and it is also a perfect hardcover! I like Alfred Hitchcock plus it looked fun, look for a review here later this year!

Summary:
An intrepid boy teams up with Alfred Hitchcock himself in this rollicking mystery rife with action, adventure, intrigue, and all the flavor of film noir. After the mysterious death of his mother, eleven-year-old Jack Fair is whisked away to San Francisco's swanky Fairmont Hotel by his wicked Aunt Edith. There, he seems doomed to a life of fetching chocolates for his aunt and her pet chinchilla. Until one night, when Aunt Edith disappears, and the only clue is a ransom note written... in chocolate? Suddenly, Jack finds himself all alone on a quest to discover who kidnapped Aunt Edith and what happened to his mother. Alone, that is, until he meets an unlikely accomplice: Alfred Hitchcock himself! The two embark on a madcap journey full of hidden doorways, secret societies, cryptic clues, sinister villains, and cinematic flair.

For just six dollars, it's not bad! And that, my darlings, is how you buy books! At least that's how I buy books...

Thursday, 28 May 2015

JUNE: List of Things to Come!

JUNE: List of Things to Come!

Here is a list of things you can expect to see this month in no particular order whatsoever! This list will be updated as new to-be-reviewed items, interviews, and lists come into the schedule!


(BOOK) Fig - Sarah Elizabeth Schantz


(BOOK) Audrey, Wait! - Robin Benway


(BOOK) Dueling Princes - Tyne O'Connell


(BOOK) Dumping Princes - Tyne O'Connell


(BOOK) Also Known As - Robin Benway


(BOOK) If I Stay - Gayle Forman


(BOOK) Soulmates - Nicole Dykes


(AUTHOR INTERVIEW) Nicole Dykes


(AUTHOR INTERVIEW) Ben Starling


(FILM) Easy A (2010)


(FILM) Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging (2009)


(FILM) About Time (2014)


(FILM) Zombieland (2009)


(FILM) Bridesmaids (2010)


(FILM) Frank (2014)


(FILM) If I Stay (2014)


(FILM) Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)


(TV) Doctor Who (2005-present)


(TV) Fawlty Towers (1975-1979)


(TV) At Last The 1948 Show (1967-1969)


(TV) Do Not Adjust Your Set (1967-1969)


(TV) Monty Python's Flying Circus (1969-1974)


(TV) The Upright Citizens Brigade (1998-2000)


(TV) Sherlock (2010-present)


(LIST) Top 34 Books With Fit Lead Boys I Would Totally Snog!


(LIST) 10 Books You Must Read This Summer!


(LIST) Top 20 Books With Arse Kicking Lead Female Characters!